Movie Review: Zombieland (Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Abigail Breslin)

Posted: December 2, 2012 in Drama
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Columbus (Eisenberg) is a happy little shut-in nerd playing his Worlds of Warcraft, and drinking his Mountain Dew Code Red, eating his Golden Grahams, no girlfriend, no prospects of one, until a neighbor named “406” (Amber Heard)  comes to him for help.  A homeless man tried to bite her, could he help her?  Soon, Columbus discovers 406 is a zombie, and kills her.  A variation off the mad cow virus is turning people into zombies. Two months later Columbus has become one of the best zombie hunters in Zombieland, by following 32 rules, among them stay in shape, check the back seat, buckle your safety belts, and above all, don’t be a hero.

On his way to Columbus Ohio, Columbus meets Tallahassee (Harrelson) a guy with seemingly nothing left to lose and even less to live for.  He loves his puppy, which he lost, he loves Twinkies and he occasionally likes breaking stuff once in a while.  Tallahassee will take Columbus to Ohio and no further.  But as luck would have it, the nerd and the cool guy meet two sisters.  Wichita (Emma Stone) and her 12-year old sister Little Rock (Breslin) who want to go to Pacific Playland, an amusement park where the rumor goes, there are no zombies.  Columbus is taken by Wichita’s dark good looks, what he doesn’t realize is that Wichita and Little Rock are con-artists, who take Columbus and Tallahassee’s Escalade, and their ammo and scram.  No worries, Tallahassee finds a brand new Hummer , which Wichita and Little Rock steal from them again,  only this time they let them stay in the car. Columbus decides to go to California with Wichita, after he finds out that Columbus Ohio is a burned out husk, and because he is starting to have a thing for Wichita.  What do the four find in California?  Do the four even make it that far?

This is a very cool, very hip, very funny, zombie movie.  Sure there are details that drive the viewer crazy, if the meat is contaminated, what do they eat? Where do they get their endless supply of ammo?  Why do they find the two cars in the entire country that work?  How do they stay looking so clean if they don’t bathe?  But forget logic, this is a fun monster flick.  Woody Harrelson is one of the best, most underrated actors in America; he can make you laugh or cry.  Eisenberg is a less irritating version of Michael Cera.   Emma Stone is interesting as the brooding goth con-artist, and Breslin shatters her little girl image for good by shooting guns, and conning people.  This is just an enjoyable movie.  So enjoy it.

Zombieland:  The undead tickle your funnybone, while gnawing on it.


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